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So I try to install Zend Studio 5.5.0 with Zend Platform on Ubuntu 7.10 – Gusty Gibbon. But after the IDE install was finished this error popped up:

The Zend Platform installation requires root privileges.
Please login as root, and run:
/home/name/ZendStudio-5.5.0/scripts/splatform_install.sh
Press ENTER to continue...

Ok, that’s an easy thing to do:

~$ sudo sh /home/name/ZendStudio-5.5.0/scripts/splatform_install.sh
sh: Can't open /home/name/ZendStudio-5.5.0/scripts/splatform_install.sh

What the fuck! Looks like they misspelled the freaking script name. Cd’ed into the dir and found out the real name was platform_install.sh . Here goes nothing:
Read on about Zend Platform and Ubuntu root problem

You want to rename your Drupal tables by adding a prefix to them? There are about 57 tables in my MySQL database . Here’s the SQL code that will save you a couple of minutes. To add your own prefix just open up a text editor and use Find and Replace from drupal_ to your_prefix_. Because of additional modules, more tables may exist in your drupal database, just add those manually.
View the SQL code for bulk renaming with prefix

Last night I was so pissed off I wanted to throw the laptop out the window and see if the apache feathers can make it fly.

Simultaneous MySQL server connections in WordPress don’t seem to work. The autolink plugin hooks to the core functions, opens the external link database with $open_link_db = mysql_connect(), performs table operations and then closes the connection with mysql_close($open_link_db);. Everything is fine until some (maybe not all) other functions need access to the wordpress database again. Like the sidebar for example:
Warning: mysql_error(): 6 is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/wordpress/public_html/autolink/blog/wp-includes/wp-db.php on line 189
Theoretically this is unacceptable, but in practice the sidebar can be disabled and you get error-free output. I’ll get back to finish this plugin after I receive response from the WordPress support forum. I tell you, the automatic interlinking plugin is MONEY.

Google Gadgets attract quite a lot of traffic, and developers all around the globe rush to get their hands on valuable niche realestate. Browsing trough the gadget directory, I saw many useless ”quote of the day” widgets that are simple to write and generate revenue from ads contained within. Great, so I chose my niche: quote gadgets. Wow, wait a minute! There are 1 – 24 of 200 results for quote. Fuck me! I’m not going to invest my time into writing complex gadgets, at least not right now, so I have to stick to the quotes niche. Maybe the quote topic I’m going to be in is not that crowded: Family Guy Quotes Gadget. Whell shit, 6 results 3 of wich are exacly my topic.
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